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RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German


TAGS: super beer fountain october fest
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:51 pm
So much for the > 16 oz ban :)
calvin5040 - May 16, 2012, 10:50 am
Skill Level: Alcoholic
MindBenda - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
No of course not, but when they do. They drink out of 4.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:13 am
Germans don't drink beer out of this kind of plastic cups! Pro5t!


JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BMatt

Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


JEWS - They Sank The Titanic


TAGS: titanic icebergs jews
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Reason - January 12, 2010, 6:00 pm
great a "look what i found" standard 3L
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 10:00 pm
Although the Comment is not too funny, 5L for the genius comeback on the IMing!
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMAO!! Sorry, you gotta come get your own... share? What? I should get the flu, too?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:22 pm

gimmy half that sammich, pass the mustard. I sick and need my food.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:20 pm
No.... no... what do I know from this, right? Take it... it's yours... I'm just gonna eat my sandwich, die slowly... take it.... it's yours.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:16 pm

you have out-Jewed the resident Jew
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:14 pm
Whatta you care... that he sits alone in the back... no pink jumpsuit... he'll catch his death... or worse, the sniffles!
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:13 pm

should Mooooooooo be so lucky? I think not
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
You want I should let you in the back seat of the squad car again?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:07 pm

what? I should tell you my name?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:06 pm
You told me your name was Bertini!
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:04 pm
Yeah, but thats one of the greatest omegle conversations ever
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm

if you had directed it at me...well rerunberg ain't happy
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
I'm just anti-"look what I found online" - still.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
Or because it said, "Jews-I f***ing knew it!"
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Only because it was from you.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Lol, i tried using this picture once, but it got rejected for being "highly racist"
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:56 pm

5 star of david for you


MEDIA BIAS - All have bias one way or another, but how thin-skinned is a President that won't stop whining that 1 of the 6 is mean to him. Pathetic.


TAGS: politics obama fox liberal whining
Rating: 3.14/5

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boeweizer - January 4, 2010, 5:05 am
this is the reasons there is now politifake
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 1:24 pm
No one says you have to leave...just participate in a fashion other than stalking and downing other's contributions. Come on and bring the Funny! Don't make us send Sally Struthers after you...and we'll DO it too.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:57 am
my bad, i thought this was an open minded site that supported free speach. I see now that it is only for those like viewpoints like WTFO and LogicDude. Enjoy your delusions, i shall bother you no more.
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 1:54 pm
Quick Search for "ILB" under poster creators aaaaaaand ZERO. If all you're going to do is stalk WTFO and rant then please feel free to exit the freakin' internet...and don't let the router hit you in the IP on the way out.
Arrogant Knight - September 16, 2009, 5:34 am
ILB you need to stop.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:29 am
Of course these lines move back and forth depending on which stories you like and which you dont. rendering all news pointless and stupid.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:37 am
I never thought about the competition for the kool-aid guzzling audience. Good point. CNN editorials make stuff up, but their hard news is a little better and less visceral, I think.
Bah - September 10, 2009, 1:20 am
Sorry fellow conservative, but I must disagree on two points. One, Fox kicks b*** in the ratings b/c all the liberal news outlets compete with each other. Two, MSNBC might slant EVERY story, but even they don't have the balls to make crap up like CNN.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:26 am
In this country, the market is supposed to be the deciding factor. Too bad the govt is placing its finger on the scale in several areas of the marketplace.
Sean - August 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Yer starting to sound like Stephen Colbert there, WTFO. The market hath spoken.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:01 am
The ultimate proof that FoxNews is the most fair network is the fact that they are dominating all other networks in ratings. If they were as far fringe right as you claim their ratings would mirror MSNBC's pathetic audience.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Yo, for every so called example of "right wingnut" you provide there are dozens of Kool-aid guzzling liberal BS from the other networks. I see most commentators give ample discussion to liberal guests. Most other networks' guests are all left-wing idiots.
lunchmeat5000 - August 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Believe what you want, they're all twisting the truth to their audience. I for one can't stand MSNBC, as well as half of the opinion shows on fox.
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 9:10 pm
Not all of us believe everything we're spoon-fed by the major networks or their fringe players.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
Blah blah blah blah blah... I win.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 9:07 pm
Right wing mirror of MSNBC is in deep denial. Like the Birthers who refuse to see the simple truth of Obama's citizenship, you'll reject all my evidence of bias as liberal hatred. I pity you brainwashed fools. I wont be back. I've won & you'll never figur
Yo - August 14, 2009, 9:00 pm
I could keep citing examples of Fox News' right wingnut bias all night. Like the time the co-host of Fox and Friends stromed off the set because he couldn't stomach the racist tone of his co-hosts' attacks on Obama. Anyone who can't see that Fox is a
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 8:56 pm
Yo, you can't anymore. It's about "infotainment" and brand loyalty. Niche marketing. Murdoch didn't make all that money with a journalism degree. P.T. Barnum recognized it a century ago, how many minutes has it been?
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:35 pm
McClellan's book that the Bush White House routinely gave talking points to Fox commentators. Not the journalists, just the commentators. But as my Jim Angle story shows, how does one tell where journalism ends and commentary begins these days.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
A minute to denounce Clinton for refusing to answer questions about the Lewinsky scandal. Angle didn't tell viewers that he knew before Clinton entered the room that Clinton wasn't taking any questions on any subject. Then there's the report in Scott
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 8:25 pm
Little history lesson on Fox News... They started with gimmicks, "foxified" referred to the shaky camera work, to give the gullible the impression that everything they were working on was breaking news. They ended up finding the ultimate gimmick.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:23 pm
Right, and always has been. I remember seeing Jim Angle "reporting" on President Clinton announcing a new Social Security proposal on Fox's main nightly newscast. Angle took almost ten seconds to dismiss the proposal as recycled bad ideas, then took over
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:15 pm
A few token moderate liberals can't possibly make Fox News fair and balanced. MSNBC has former REPUBLICAN congressman Joe Scarborough. He's no liberal, but the network still is. So waving Geraldo at me is meaningless. Fox is clearly biased to the far, far
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:36 am
turn and are tripping over themselves to kiss King Obama's b*** and deliver the White House's talking points. In addition, they are attacking average Americans who are speaking out against the King and the Empire of HUGE govt he is building.
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:35 am
perception of Fox, he must not be aware of how Fox brings on differing views within their commentators (Geraldo is a liberal, Beck dislikes both Reps and Dems, O-Reilly has some conservative and some liberal views). The other channels bashed Bush at every
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:33 am
From my observations (yes, I watch each of these channels from time to time, unlike blind FoxNews bashers), I believe that one organization is misaligned. That would be NBC. They are much farther left than noted. Right in line with MSNBC. As far as Yo's
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 13, 2009, 12:09 am
Outstanding poster; but you forgot Public Broadcasting... also very far left. Either way I gave you a 5.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:24 pm
Their relative positions are roughly correct, it would be accurate if right-aligned.
rollseyes - August 12, 2009, 7:30 pm
Yo is showing his/her bias. Fox is about as fair and balanced as media gets.
Yo - August 12, 2009, 3:58 pm
Yer graph maker's bias is showing. In the real world Fox News would be as far from Fair and Balanced to the right as MSNBC is to the left.


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - A liberal doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end


TAGS: pc liberal political turd correctness
Rating: 4.03/5

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Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:53 am
The wording is brilliant, hard text to find a picture for though...


ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

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jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


T I M E -


TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz
Rating: 4.91/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm

classicly de-motivating


HOW MUCH WOOD -


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Timmy-chuck..
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
cheers!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
*cheers*
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a p***!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:36 pm
Very good! I bet you're the envy of all the other kids around the See N Say! But that wouldn't work with the caption, would it? A little imagination and sense of humor works wonders, timmy.
fasteddie - September 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
that's a beaver....


ZOIDBERG JESUS - Accept him into your heart




MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.


TAGS: kilted manliness caber tosser
Rating: 4.21/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:58 am
"Ey, lookit is wee lil' cutie pointy stick. Nae lad, put down that Javvy-lynn and lemmie show you how a MAN does it."
Rick69 - February 20, 2012, 5:15 pm
"Fcuk yeah! Let's rip this tree apart. . . oh shizzle, it was a telephone line tower. . . Well, at least this won't make headLINES. . ." Ye5, my inner Scottish compelled me to make a random shiety joke that really has nothing much to do with Scots XD
Budog - February 20, 2012, 3:43 am
It is a kilt dammit! It is only a skirt if you wear underwear...
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 1:54 pm
Excuse me while I recover myself from falling off this sofa. Hilarious!


FAILURE - When things just seem to be irresistable


TAGS: robert
Rating: 4.72/5

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ughomer - November 26, 2012, 5:34 am
Ditto MissPriss - welcome aboard! 5L
GaryO - November 25, 2012, 3:46 pm
5 puppies fer sure. WOOF!
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 2:50 pm
Where's my manners? Welcome to the site(s)! Hope to see many more posters and more of you too around these here parts.
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 2:40 pm
Yep a good lol...please share it at digmydog too!
PapaFox - November 25, 2012, 2:31 pm
OMG this is such a LOL!


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




WRAPPING PAPER TUBES -


TAGS: star wars lightsaber
Rating: 4.9/5

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Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:49 am
Hell yeah indeed!
forseti - February 2, 2012, 2:35 am
hell yeah!


RECOGNITION -


TAGS: amy winehouse congratulations sober
Rating: 4.82/5

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Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh snap... d***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 8:41 am
Beautiful.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 3:03 am
No, I made sure - It was definately over 48 hours
lerowa - July 28, 2011, 2:10 am
Ouch. lil too soon
tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:16 pm
Ok, that's good.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:59 pm
you will meet her in hell for that! 5 bottles!
Airman - July 26, 2011, 12:32 pm
lol
crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm
5uperb


1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


STEP ASIDE -


TAGS: death beiber twilight shootem up
Rating: 4.83/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 10, 2017, 4:00 am
Don't worry, you can take Taylor Swift.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 1:44 pm
Stop by the Jonas Brothers concert on your way back home. 5L
RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:55 am
OK, THIS one just became a new favorite!
Mr. Shiny - August 21, 2010, 3:50 am
Stop by the Jersey Shore while your at it, 5L's.
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 10:44 am
FP FTFW!!! 5L+
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:16 pm
Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5


TRY IT - Just try to touch his nuts i dare you!




ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation


TAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational
Rating: 3.44/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 4:00 pm
We worked so hard to give them everthing, NOW they think it's a RIGHT!? Think it was expensive before? Wait until it FREE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 1:31 pm
So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race. So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:49 pm
Trample a little more to the left, I've got a real kink on that side.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 10:05 am
I, for one, look forward to my infinite government handout so I can trample all over the backs of American workers like me.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 4:05 am
WTFO = Sore Loser.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:41 pm
That's okay. The new socialist programs Obama is promising will take care of them.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
Too true. The "American Dream" is becoming the "American Expectation"...and everyone doesn't seem to expect to have to work for it anymore!


TOM BRADY - They keep calling me a "PRETTY BOY".... Do YOU think I'm "PRETTY"?


TAGS: brady bieber rugby football nfl
Rating: 3.57/5

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MashiMashi - May 16, 2012, 5:51 am
I know but it wasn't around then...
caveman - May 16, 2012, 1:46 am
Hey, this one and a couple others of yours would do good on sporting breakdown


HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.




DEAR ICEBERGS -


TAGS: iceberg titanic global warming cj
Rating: 4.77/5

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culos - March 7, 2011, 4:17 pm
Amsome Air, but where's the fly-boy connection???? 5 cubes anyhow!


OFFENSIVE? NO! JUST A PHILOSOPHIC DEBATING POINT -


TAGS: october offensive poster challenge
Rating: 4.76/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:41 pm

i lol'd you get 5...nice


FOR ALL -


TAGS: liberty justice harsh true
Rating: 4.43/5

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falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
I bet most, if not all socio-political topics would fit this.
CloudchaserS - May 14, 2012, 10:22 pm
The subject of same *** marriage would fit this
falloutghoul - May 14, 2012, 5:14 pm
The irony is sooo thick in this.
jamesvpiii - May 14, 2012, 10:35 am
So sad but so true


JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?


TAGS: starwars jedi squirrels lucas lightsaber
Rating: 4.14/5

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demonranger - March 10, 2012, 4:47 pm
obviously he wil put anything in


AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!




HOPE - Time to FLUSH it down!!!


TAGS: obama politics hope liberals
Rating: 3.07/5

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Glenn Beck - August 19, 2009, 12:29 pm
Hey Sean--is that bunny your girlfriend???
MrRandom - August 13, 2009, 11:34 pm
Don't diss the Beck, he and fox are pretty much the reason Colbert and Stewart are so successful.
Sean - August 13, 2009, 11:26 pm
Last time you Yanks voted with yer a**es you ended up in two interminable wars. Love the three "!!!". You wouldn't be a nation of drama queens without you multiple exclamation marks. Or Glenn Beck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derek - August 13, 2009, 9:17 pm
Got to admit, this is the best of the anti-Obama posters. 5* ;-)
FTACHASER357 - August 13, 2009, 8:21 pm
OUTSTANDING POSTER! I gave you a 5 PLUS! ROCK ON!


CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face.


TAGS: robert pattinson nick nolte mugsh**
Rating: 3/5

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tngiumedlws - April 24, 2012, 11:43 am
You guys are pathetic. Making fun of a guy you don't even know. Seriously, get a life.
Zed - September 26, 2009, 11:42 pm
Because teenage girls, especially teenage girls in the 13-15 year range, are certifiably insane.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 8:22 pm
This guy is a f***ing ugly son of a b****... Why girls keep saying hes "so cute".
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:56 pm
You get 3 from me cause there should have been a third line punchline like"where all the white women at?" or where's the nearest grade school" otherwise good.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:51 pm
did I mention who made them?
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:50 pm
I have no idea who this guy is but this is actually even a little funnier


9-11 -


TAGS: 9 11 remember
Rating: 3.41/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:52 am
Sigh.
Krissie - March 14, 2010, 1:50 am
Deltabob, you couldnt have said it better...no offense, Pabbicus.
Pabbicus - August 23, 2009, 10:52 am
victory. It was their goal to hurt the USA irreparably, and to simply rebuild what was there and continue on stronger than before is the best possible response.
Pabbicus - August 23, 2009, 10:52 am
In my opinion, the best possible thing to do is to rebuild the towers as they were, stronger than before, to show them that their attack had no lasting impact except to strengthen our resolve even more. Leaving the ground barren only serves to mark their-
Preacher Man - August 22, 2009, 2:09 am
Ah, OK. Truth be told, I rarely peruse the forums. I'm just here for a laugh at the end of the day. But for my money, there can't be enough tributes to the heroism displayed by real Americans on 9/11.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 1:55 am
You've been around awhile, preacher, so it's the theme for the August Motifake challenge. It's in the forums.
Preacher Man - August 22, 2009, 1:52 am
Seriously, MO, I have not the first clue as to why all the 9/11 posters now either. Not that I mind; this nation needs regular reminding that we have real enemies who want us dead, but the sudden burst of posters is puzzling me. Mind enlightening me?
MO - August 21, 2009, 4:35 pm
...another week or two then come back when you can not make a complete a** of yourself. That goes for any of you new folks who are just poking around....OBSERVE before you f***ing make a negative comment. If not then just bring the funny. Thanks...
MO - August 21, 2009, 4:34 pm
Yo b****es! Just the fact that you don't have a clue as to why there are a bunch of 911 posters today show just how much of a newb you are. Oh and not to mention who you're directing your comment to in the frickin first place. Step back, observe for......
k - August 21, 2009, 4:12 pm
arent these supposed to be sarcastic or funny?
mebitches - August 21, 2009, 3:57 pm
its not even september yet, for f***s sake. give it a rest./


HOW WAR WORKS -


TAGS: goering nuremberg
Rating: 4.98/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:29 pm
True words. So many people believe everything the gov't says and everything they hear on the news.
440wakeup - July 6, 2011, 8:11 pm
Yes and this is why we love the ZOMBIE fear so much, its us telling us what to fear, not our leaders.
Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 12:56 pm

one of my all time fav quotes.....cough cough W


A BOY IS CRYING WHILE WATCHING TV - MOM: what's wrong? BOY: Justin Bieber got shot on CSI MOM: it's ok, it's not real. He's still alive BOY: that's why i'm crying!


TAGS: crying boy justin bieber
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - February 27, 2012, 8:40 pm
Seen this before. Nearly a year ago, still hilarious though.
Coombsy007 - August 20, 2011, 5:03 am
I wi$h!


NEVER FORGET - I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died




A DAY AT THE BEACH - Zoinks!


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.65/5

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rudeboy308 - July 5, 2011, 12:03 am
5L from this Team Velma member!
HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
Them nerdy-chicks are ***y as all Hell. Think of it this way, they may not get laid much, but they can "Study" for hours on end. : )
temp - September 12, 2009, 8:08 pm
This is Motifake. Anything is possible.
Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:14 am
Velma? In a bikini? Impossible...
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am
They are not looking at the beach ball.


MEMORIAL DAY -




SORROW -


TAGS: sorrow tears neener is too sober now
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:30 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 2:08 pm

nice 1 neener.


JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.


TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL!
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Win.
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he f***ed for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.


TEDDY BEARS - Protecting innocent children from monsters-under-the-bed since 1902


TAGS: teddy bear annie tibbers
Rating: 4.69/5

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lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 12:28 pm

Jack Daniels, up.
maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 8:02 am
I Have Captain Morgan To Keep The Monsters Away !


KIDS - Say the darndest things


TAGS: kids liberals obama democrats tea party
Rating: 3.4/5

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chickenlittle - January 25, 2014, 2:12 am
Gary and mooooooo, thanks for the laugh!! :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 10:56 pm
LMAO....I love new members, there hilarious.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:47 pm
You tell ‘em, Mort. Ya had me at ‘there’….
MortGoldman - January 24, 2014, 9:25 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
TED - March 19, 2010, 1:10 am
WAIT until they are old enough to know what has been done to them. Bush's debt was pocket "CHANGE"!
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:38 am
Tree... you have been around long enough to know we don't do politics here. Again... cease with the timmy-like stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:37 am
Take it to politifake.
Treehodger - January 12, 2010, 12:35 am
Both sides are f***ed up. Bush drove us into debt with his needless spending. Obama will hurt us in the longrun. That $1 Trill? Where does it come from? Us. We don't have it though. It helps now, but in the future, BAM! Thank God for Ireland.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:18 pm
The perfect age to start making them close-minded.
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 1:17 pm
PARENTS....use their children as props!


SUICIDE BOMBER INSTRUCTOR SAY: -


TAGS: jihad suicide kitty bomber instructor
Rating: 4.27/5

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Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:48 am
*Right lads, I'm only gonna show you this once! - Billy Connolly


RACIST REDNECK - That is what my liberal attack dogs will call you if you don't support EVERYTHING I do no matter how much it destroys the USA. RaceCard "What's in your wallet?"


TAGS: politics congress obama president hateful vicious liberals
Rating: 3.09/5

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WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:18 pm
to have socialist, marxist, sometimes communist aspects. I disagree with his pro-late term abortion stance and since his cabinet dropped charges against the New Black Panthers and he also attacked the police to defend his friend, racism is on the table.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
Sean, are you excusing the White House's slander attacks against US citizens by pointing to others' bad behavior? As you know I don't question his faith or citizenship nor do I compare him to Hitler. I also go after his policies and cabinet which do look
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Re this poster: Oh no, someone might call me a bad name. Please protect me from the followers of this secret Muslim, non-American, socialist, communist, neo-Hitler, abortionist, white-hating, concentration camp warden. C'mon, my feelings might get hurt.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:23 am
(did you see his speech tonight? He stated he will call out those who oppose his health care. Granted that's a far cry from breaking knee caps or locking up opposition, but he and his supporters brutally slander and attack those they disagree with)
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:21 am
Yep. A fascist is one who supports a political philosophy that exalts nation above the individual (spread wealth around) and that stands for centralized autocratic govt (govt intervention into civilian marketplace), and forcible suppression of opposition
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:34 am
Do you even know what the word fascist means? If you looked it up in the dictionary there would be a MOTIFAKE poster with your name on it next to it.
WTFO - June 6, 2009, 8:16 pm
Even though the Pres referred to himself as a mutt, I don't. As far as I'm concerned, he's another American President. A socialist, maybe a fascist, definitely one who hates the USA (otherwise why would he keep apologizing overseas?), but he's an American
Bleep - June 6, 2009, 5:54 pm
So I guess that makes him First Mutt. Seems appropriate.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:06 am
I'm with you, DB. I don't see him as African-American, black, white, biracial. I see the man as an American. However, he (in the campaign) and his defenders seem to throw that race card quite often.


OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.


TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am
Thats a ripper.


JUSTIN - Apparently Google Isn't One Of His Fans




CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.47/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get sh** if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind f*** posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release b***on springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


HAIR -


TAGS: hair vanilla ice beiber stupid
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - October 18, 2015, 8:14 pm
Justin Beiber sporting Elvis hair was such a joke.


WHO’S THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD? -


TAGS: best berson in the world you
Rating: 3.69/5

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ronsart - November 27, 2009, 12:11 pm
is a fun one...just another experiment...lol...thx 4 comments
thatonechick - November 27, 2009, 10:27 am
5 for boosting my self-esteem. :) I thought these were supposed to be DEmotivational, however...
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 12:51 am
Why thank you, Ron. Not so bad yourself.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 12:34 am
The power to create, AND motivate. now that's talent. 5 finger points


SOME PEOPLE -


TAGS: robber fail gun funny heist
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:03 am
Really like the choice of words. 5L


REMEMBER - It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.


TAGS: remember the trigger finger
Rating: 4.79/5

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tomyironmane - July 31, 2013, 8:43 am
It's 42 to smile, seventy-some to frown... I didn't know it took as many as that to properly pull the trigger on a decent precision rifle. If your rifle has double set triggers, it doesn't even take that many muscles. Just set the trigger and think hard.


sith army knife -




JUSTIN BIEBER - He's trying to be black.




JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!




hell is other people -


TAGS: do the math youre outnumbered so play along
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 24, 2016, 8:17 pm
5/f
JesusWept - January 24, 2016, 11:07 am
LOL very clever! 5.


CHOMPERS -


TAGS: chompers smart guy happy berfday
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
AWE5OME! But this should be removed and reposted every so often so they don't catch on to us ;-)
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 9:29 am
dood, that was friggin awesome!! 5 Get Out Of Jail Free cards for you Sire
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm
One of my favs. 5L
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 5:48 pm
It's worked before


NUMBER TWO BLUES -




MARRIAGE -




VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the ph**o for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


Lugubrious -




BERTIE AHERN - Ireland's very own Derek Zoolander




SACRIFICE - Heroes will sacrifice themselves, to save others. Cowards will sacrifice others, to save themselves.


TAGS: sacrifice rememberance
Rating: 4.48/5

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rerun - January 28, 2012, 7:25 pm

wonderful


ÜBER FAIL - Regular fail does NOT adequately describe this failure!


TAGS: bomb fork lift forklift uber ber fail
Rating: 3.02/5

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... - August 16, 2009, 9:09 am
You could consider it a win. The bomb may be a dud. lol
Jay - June 2, 2009, 3:35 pm
Was there something wrong with the solid rubber tires?
Hector - February 11, 2009, 11:08 am
I first saw this as part of a series on, "Why women live longer than men."
WTF - February 11, 2009, 10:54 am
Well, you'll just have to forgive me as I searched tag words like "bomb" and "fork" and "forklift" and saw no motifake using this picture.
agdaniele - February 10, 2009, 7:51 pm
Motifake #6699 did it right. Already. Using "fail" in this instance is an easy way to say "I have nothing creative for this picture."
Scorpio7 - February 10, 2009, 6:52 pm
What's worse, is that's a BOMB, and that ph**o was taken at the old Rocky Mountain Arsenal, near Denver, Colorado.


REMEMBER - When you go home... Tell them... "For their tomorrow... we gave our today."


TAGS: war remember
Rating: 4.53/5

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Untamedfifty - March 6, 2011, 9:46 am
it's true and so many more than just foot soldiers


Seagulls -


TAGS: seagull accident climber
Rating: 4.44/5

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GaryO - April 29, 2014, 9:56 pm
N-I-I-I-I-C-E


CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in!


TAGS: september challenge pms surf the crimson wave
Rating: 3.39/5

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temp - September 20, 2009, 12:10 am
Wow, Lilo's all grown up!! I bet even Stitch knows when to behave rather than incur her wrath.


RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.


TAGS: orca killer whale penguin arctic iceberg
Rating: 3.56/5

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G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: i don t remember most of my friends
Rating: 3.51/5

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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 1:21 pm
This happened to me once only the swing was a go-kart and the ground was a baseball bat
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 11:03 pm
Canadian gold.


DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT AWAY -


TAGS: november 11th remembrance day canada
Rating: 4.76/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 8:54 pm
That is such a strong message of dedication...beautiful...would make an incredible poster with the right pic...thanks for commenting.
Nissta - November 12, 2012, 8:14 pm
A beautifully setting of these good words, all I need add is the Kohima Epi***h When You Go Home, Tell Them Of Us And Say, For Their Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today"
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:12 am
Fewer red poppies are worn. With each new generation the respect dwindles and the meaning of the day is forgotten. But never a Grey Cup or Super Bowl goes unnoticed. Very sad indeed.
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:10 am
Thank you mao. It's sad when people can't take a day to show respect to those that showed such courage to defend what we have today. In my province they are making it opt. for students to attend assemblies in school. Stores are now open.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2012, 7:54 am
Classic 5L .


POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.


TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

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agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
that's*
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"


PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.


TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.19/5

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jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII


TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

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Aurielius - December 13, 2015, 10:54 am
Wagram, Austerlitz, Jena, Marengo, Borodino, Lutzen..then 100yrs later Marne, Ypres, Pachendale..just to name a few that dispute the theory.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L


MEMORIAL -


TAGS: calendar only thing worth remembering
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:47 pm
A Great Memorial, Thanks.


THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.


TAGS: september 21 french challenge surrender
Rating: 3.96/5

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tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:57 pm
Half- French (Duh!)
tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:56 pm
I had a French girlfriend, just shaved the one armpit!
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2011, 3:27 am
Oh là là!
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:04 pm
And now...while you are all tied up...I will SHAVE your armpits!


REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.




PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!


TAGS: september challenge milk strained udders
Rating: 3.09/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:32 am
Massachusetts, it's a hard place you be a cow. It is the only state to vote to keep b*********, that is FUBAR!
culos - April 12, 2011, 4:17 am
You shouldn't talk about your momma like that!
moezyjozy - April 11, 2011, 9:46 pm
Cows have 4 teats and one udder, dumb a**.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am
Aw chucks, do you feel left out? Why don't you bend over and watit....
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:54 am

eretwhatthef*** - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:47 am
culos, logicdude, have we to leave you alone? so you can stay alone givin' head each others?
culos - September 3, 2009, 9:47 am
Your best ever! I guess this comes from personal experience? Don't worry, you're not alone.... 5 golden cows from me!


POLITICAL INTELLIGENCE -


TAGS: obama politics retards liberals democrats dumb stupid
Rating: 2.76/5

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Sean - June 19, 2009, 1:24 pm
Still not seeing it, really. But at least now I know that "glee" rhymes with "free". But why you'd ever want it to, is beyond me. Still think this poster is quite funny.
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:20 am
..to his government for free!
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:19 am
Well done Sean. The “Ski” was a left handed compliment that you didn’t see. Of course you were to busy digging a hole (in the permafrost) for your poopy and pee! Get indoor plumbing I shouted with glee. But alas, he could not because he gave it all
TheTrashHeap - June 19, 2009, 12:58 am
OH YEAH!!!
Sean - June 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Oh, and the Kool-Aid thing was a parody of the Anti-Liberal chant -- too dumb to be aimed at anyone, really.
Sean. - June 19, 2009, 12:02 am
I added "ski" after you did. So, you started it! You were the first to ski down that hill.
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 11:34 pm
Facts are facts Seanski...and I just love the name calling, keep bringing that to the game!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 7:08 pm
DUH!!!! Everyone knows that pumpkins don't reach the masses like a motifake does!!! Now, if you're talkin' Peeps... solid medium.
Sean - June 18, 2009, 6:30 pm
So, BoneCDski, yer saying the tags are inspired? As in wonderfully creative? No wonder agdaniele can't stop at twelve ... yer killin' him! Now run along an' hollow out yer pumpkin so it'll hold yer quart of Kool-Aid (actually, Flavor Aid)
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 5:28 pm
then if we wouldn't had enacted the package! I'm still praying that it works...but I know d*** well it won't!!!
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 5:27 pm
Not really Seanski! They have been tracking the Data for unemployment, and using the chart that Obama used to show future unemployment with and without the mighty stimulus package (that which he used to sell the masses his McPackage), we far worse off....
know_it_all - June 18, 2009, 5:25 pm
lol, silly dumbocrat.
Sean - June 18, 2009, 5:08 pm
The tags are uninspried, though.
Culos - June 18, 2009, 4:08 pm
Contradictio in Terminis
Sean - June 18, 2009, 3:15 pm
This is great. Wonderful delivery. 5.


12/21/2012 -


TAGS: 2012 appocalypse december 21st
Rating: 4.58/5

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maoworks2 - October 8, 2012, 7:43 am
Acceptance. Welcome Back.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 2:30 am
I thought nobody cared because the Mayan calendar ended before, so they started it over again.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2012, 8:48 pm

dec 21 is the solstice. mayan calendar ends dec 23. THAT'S why no one cares about 12-21-2012. ....and hey...welcome back.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 7, 2012, 7:00 pm
for the time being ;D
motinet - October 7, 2012, 6:26 pm

Holy moly he's baaaaaaaaaack.....


OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL WINNER . . . - . . . in the 500m freestyle buffet.




72 VIRGINS -


TAGS: trekies surprise suicide bomber wakes up to klingons
Rating: 3.15/5

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twill1962 - October 16, 2012, 10:12 pm
Considering this couple has a kid, that means they CAN'T be virgins! FAIL!


OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.


TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am
lol@jmac
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a ja****s. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm
is add red ***e, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm
Derek, your a**ertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
So true, d*** fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage statistic even number
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 12:37 pm
...and b*********. lol
spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:24 pm
it's called poligamy
Budog - April 6, 2012, 10:30 pm
Good catch... 5L
ughomer - April 6, 2012, 3:56 pm
ROFLMAO. Good one!


BELIEBERS -


TAGS: beliebers
Rating: 4.07/5

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steve1961 - December 28, 2013, 9:47 pm
I just hate when Silver gets all riled like this...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2013, 2:31 pm
God, this is hilarious! But you know, I can't imagine the other generation feeling this way about Elvis Presley.


100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!


TAGS: kirby 100 mario yoshi marcus luigi peach bowser lucas ness ice climbers samus dk
Rating: 2.05/5

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zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm
pottery barn kicks a**, boe, find a place that kicks more a** then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs


HERBERT THE PERVERT - wheres the muscly armed paper boy? haven't heard any good news lately


TAGS: herbert familyguy funny gross
Rating: 2.04/5

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NREEEOW - November 11, 2008, 7:59 pm
get your fat-ass back here.
GoForthAndDie - October 16, 2008, 3:54 pm
His name is Herbert. Chester is an old Hustler magazine character.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 16, 2008, 3:52 am
You watch the show? Which one, because it's certainly not the one this character is from.
Tanto - October 16, 2008, 2:51 am
Wait Wait Wait isn't his name Chester the Molester? yeah it is watch the show dumb a**


WALTER WHITE - Even at 52 Years Old, he is STILL THE DANGER




SENILE - sounds like fun!


TAGS: obama supporter g** liberal
Rating: 2.87/5

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agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 3:03 am
Battlebots!
Ag218 - March 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
AND I hear they change your diaper if you poopy too.


SU-47 BERKUT - Because only vodka drinking commies could screw up the wings on a plane...


TAGS: su 47 berkut plane commies ussr russia
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sparow - March 5, 2012, 9:27 pm
Hey thanks for your description on why they built it that way cause at first glance thats what I thought.
- June 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
the reverse wing design gives the jet an extreme amount of maneuverability during super sonic flight. so... yeah...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:48 pm
The plane looks like it was inspired by the old Galaga arcade game.
Airman - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm
I need to check something.. Soviets?.. oh yes.. that's gone.. Communists? oops. In Capitalist Russia, well, you know the rest. bye bye, have a nice trip comrade
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm

"there", sorry. Us texas redneck americans cannot spell either.
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:22 pm

I got a fly swatter here somewhere.....ther it is. SPLAT!
FUCKcapitalism - May 10, 2011, 7:16 pm
this is f***in stupid.....when soviets inovated , the capitalist bastards discovered the wheel.i mean what the f**k is this anti-communist propaganda about??You texas redneck americans are only good at internet **** and propaganda!!god f*** america!! bye
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:34 am
Cool.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:29 am
I may take up that offer. But not right now.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
Ok.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
Now, if you want a fight... and need to tell americans how stupid they are.... have I got a site for you!!! Our sister site - politifake.org
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:27 am
Sort of.... basically just not looking for laughs or entertainment.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:26 am
So it means going around looking for a fight?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:22 am
Trolling is searching for specific subjects to argue or defend them. Basically, being here for reasons other than enjoyment of funny posters.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:19 am
What dose "trolling" even mean? I was asking him once, and only once to mind his own business.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:13 am
that's no way to make friends.......are you trolling? we don't need more timmies.....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:11 am
pzykosiz, I am only going to say this once. Mind your own business.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:58 am
this site is a joke site. they're not actually supposed to be serious
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:49 am
I've read that the reversed wings give the SU-47 unparalleled maneuverability and a ton of lift. I read that during the early stages of flying the wings were being ripped off because of how much lift was made. So you, sir, are an idiot.
Marcelino S. - September 7, 2010, 9:49 am
You don't know a **** about that plane... don't you?!!! That's one of the best aircraft humans has invented... please read!! read!!
stupidstoner - February 7, 2010, 8:01 pm
uhh it was made like that to be more aerodynamic... aerodynamics rule!
Oddman - April 14, 2009, 3:54 pm
Not only Vodka drinking commies. Look up the Grumman X29.
avitron - March 2, 2009, 2:13 pm
wtf you saying!? its the x-man airplane!


"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison


TAGS: gerber baby sam kinison
Rating: 2.44/5

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stavro1 - November 19, 2009, 4:36 pm
Those babies are going to starve!


DETERMINATION - He's going to rebuild Death Star, even if he has to finance it ”creatively”.


TAGS: darth vader bank robbery
Rating: 4.48/5

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ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 10:02 pm
Very timely. 4L


RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!


TAGS: november challenge star wars wait until you see how much an interstellar hammer costs
Rating: 3.68/5

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Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:48 pm
5L's. i've seen this pic used a few times before but not as funny as this one ^_^. in agreement with 'moo' that 'aesop's folly' should STFU
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:13 pm
If you can make a better motifake from a poster that someone wasted... it's a must re-do! And LD hit this one outta the galaxy!!!
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:23 pm
The pic was used before but goddawfully so. So give 'em 'ell, LD.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:06 pm
If this was already posted - meaning the picture, because the text is ALL MINE - I'd like the poster number...I would like to see how someone else used it! As for the pic, I Googled "Star Wars" and this was one of many that came up...rest are in fodder!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:24 pm
If you are asking me P. It's cuz Logicdude is the man, and this aesop guy is a douche....otherwise, carry on.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 4:21 pm
Why are you attacking this guy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:18 pm
STFU please.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:05 pm
stop reposting plz


DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!


TAGS: september challenge wedding stupid applies to both ***es
Rating: 3.56/5

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Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds


A DRUNK MANS WORDS - Are a sober mans thoughts ...


TAGS: drunk mans words sober thoughts
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hazard559 - September 5, 2011, 3:13 pm
thats the truth dude !
Budog - September 4, 2011, 8:01 am
I love ya man, yous is my besht bud dude...
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:23 am
true word5...
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:34 am
I'm not sure why but... 5


HARD TIMES -


TAGS: robbery
Rating: 4.86/5

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foresti - February 25, 2011, 2:30 pm
LOL!!
pzykosiz - February 19, 2011, 6:12 am
good joke. i like nickelback though. still 5l's
autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:46 am
Hilarious! 5Laptops


WE ARE LEGION -


TAGS: anonymity guy fawkes liberty orwell and your mom
Rating: 4.76/5

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GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 9:09 pm
Brilliant, very well done RL, very well done. 5L+
spacedog - August 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
5L. Well done.
Airman - August 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
very well done
Derek - August 18, 2010, 5:53 pm
Your best ever :})
Hawamleh - August 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
Nice One :) 5ls, But Careful Pissing Off Those Bastards, They Are Pretty Good At flooding And What-not.
Faceplant31 - August 18, 2010, 4:15 pm
AMSOME!! One of your best RL! 5L and fav'd


DEATH -


TAGS: live your life well be remembered for doing good
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by rerun

steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:31 am
I've carved my name on many people's hearts...that reminds me-note to self-pick up new butcher knife...
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:29 pm
Beautiful! 5L
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:09 pm
I feel motivated, what the hell?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'll carve my name on her heart....right after she watches me hold it in the palm of my hand...and it beats for the last time....5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:00 pm
Powerful rerun. 5L


HIDDEN DEPTHS - ... I May Have Feelings Deeper Than You Think ...


TAGS: hidden depths iceberg submerged
Rating: 4.64/5

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Rick69 - January 28, 2012, 5:45 pm
Pretty much, yeah... combined with quite a few human failures.
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:26 pm
That's just how the Titanic sank.
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 12:57 pm
Cheers... But I really messed up the caption... Was too tired to think of anything better!
pratham - January 4, 2012, 5:17 am
Awesome..


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